wayward_son ,
look. it's anna. are you supposed to be on aim while you're at school, miss allan?

wayward_son ,
actually, i'm king of screw ups. geez anna, get it right.

wayward_son ,
yeah. until you get caught. how many days you got left in that hell hole anyway? and do i have to come to your graduation?

wayward_son ,
that's better.

wayward_son ,
are you suggesting that i surfed porn while on a school computer? you really think i had to sink to that level? besides, that shit stays in the computer history and plants all types of viruses. but you're right. i never got caught.

wayward_son ,
ugh. must we hear about you and hunter and your nasty sex in the locker room? it's bad enough you two are all lovey dovey, but i really don't need anything else putting that kind of imagery in my head, thanks.

wayward_son ,
probably seems like forever, right? and i figured as much. you're going to make me sit there and listen through hundreds of names that i don't even know just to see you walk across a stage to get a piece of paper. i hated my own graduation and hunter's. but, i guess i'll do it if my presence means that much to you.

wayward_son ,
... so when you marry hunter and i marry brit, what is that going to make you to brit? cousins and.. sorry. random thought.

wayward_son ,
only a few times while i was supposed to be doing research for history. my topic was the most boring thing in the world, and i got bored. it was sure a hell of a lot better than looking up some dead guy that i didn't and still don't care about.

wayward_son ,
why don't you ask your beloved what he's done to a couple of computer hard drives with his little surfing adventures. now those are some good stories.

wayward_son ,
anna, i really didn't need to know where all you and my brother have had sex at. actually, i'm very sure that i could have gone an entire lifetime without knowing that information and being perfectly fine with it. but god, mr spark's classroom? you couldn't wait to at least make it to a closet or a bathroom? i didn't even do it in a classroom.

wayward_son ,
so you're saying that i can leave after you're name is called? and you can be such a smart ass sometimes, you know that? brit to fool around with? if you haven't noticed, she doesn't like the whole pda thing. fooling around at your graduation is probably definitely out of the question. though it does sound kind of kinky, doesn't it?

wayward_son ,
are you saying that you honestly didn't see it coming? i've been thinking about it. i don't know how the hell i'm going to do it or when, but it'll happen. and then we can have our slightly twisted and confusing family. though, i gotta say that you're the twisted part in all of it.

wayward_son ,
raging hormones had nothing to do with it. well, maybe some, but i just clicked on a link. a couple of links. and it's not an excuse. you weren't there. you can't understand how boring it was to just sit in that computer lab. mrs. cross had stuck me over in a corner all by myself, so i couldn't even talk. it was torture, anna. surfing inappropriate sites was the only thing i had that kept me from going out of my mind.

wayward_son ,
brit holds her own very well. you don't have to worry about her. (;

wayward_son ,
i bet you have some good ones. you and i could probably swap some damn interesting stories, but i don't want to hear all about my brother, and sadly, i can't give you a lot of names.

wayward_son ,
why the hell would anyone ever think that they could leave you two in a room alone together for tutoring? but all that matters is that you didn't get caught. the poor soul that opened the door would have never been the same. not to mention you guys would have been in some deep shit.

wayward_son ,
dammit anna. you had my hopes up. well, am i at least allowed to leave my seat after you get your diploma and wonder back in for the closing? i'd be there for all the important parts, at least. and you just invented my new favorite made up word. assyness.

wayward_son ,
yeah... somehow, i'm not seeing that one happening either. but, thanks for trying. just because you're willing to jump into any bathroom and do it doesn't mean brit is. she's got a little bit more class than that. and i bet she'd be terrified of the idea of getting caught.

wayward_son ,
and proposing in the middle of junk yard wouldn't be memorable? damn. there goes my idea... and no, i'm not asking hunter. he did good, i'll give him that, but i'm not totally incapable of coming up with my own proposal, thanks. but really, thanks for the whole scout's honor thing. i mean, she has to know, but there's at least that little element of surprise left as far as when.

wayward_son ,
okay, so i'm a little twisted, but smelly? do you really want to start with the insults?

wayward_son ,
all forms of solitaire are boring. and it ran a zero risk factor. surfing for other kind of sites was much more interesting, somewhat pleasing, and there was always the chance that i might get caught. i knew that i wouldn't, but it was still breaking the rules and you know how that goes.

wayward_son ,
maybe instead of you worrying about her, it should be me worrying about hunter. the way i hear it, you're the one that has to be kept up with. doesn't it bother you at all that you're a seventeen year old girl with the sex drive of a fifteen year old boy? i'm sure it doesn't bother the guys, but geesh...

wayward_son ,
if you don't care about the names, then neither do i. and you're not that nice. come on. i could use the dirt, just so long as you leave out the graphic details. stories that don't involve my brother would be a plus.

wayward_son ,
ah come on. i bet you would have loved the attention. hunter wouldn't have, but you i can see being that kind of kinky and nasty. hell, if it was with you, hunter probably would have even gotten into it. you got him wrapped around your little finger so tight that he'd do just about anything you asked of him.

wayward_son ,
damn. it's not like i'd go far. i'd still be there, just not in my seat. you know what, i'll just bring cooper. he'll be a good distraction and my excuse to get up and wonder around if it gets too boring. sometimes that kid really does come in handy.

wayward_son ,
she's good all right. very good. ;] and one can only hope something good comes from a night of torment and torture if i don't find a good distraction.

wayward_son ,
you'd be surprised. there are a lot of things you don't know about me, and just because i'm not a sap 24/7 like hunter doesn't mean i don't have the ability to be all touchy feely and heartfelt. i'd just rather that be a side that few get to see. i like being a smart ass too much to be sweet all the time. suck ass? excuse me?

wayward_son ,
okay slut. i'm not afraid to play your games. hit me with your best shot.

wayward_son ,
bad boy, huh? that's not something i've heard directed at me for awhile. kinda refreshing in a way. and you can't tell me that you don't enjoy a good risk factor. i mean, you wouldn't have broken all those rules and done god knows what with my brother in all those places if you didn't.

wayward_son ,
adorable? gag me. i'll give him that he's not unfortunate looking, but adorable? well, at least someone loves him. he's lucky to have found you, anna. and believe it or not, i mean that. i'm lucky, too. that girl he had after/before you was freaking insane. i'd much rather have you at family reunions and holidays than her.

wayward_son ,
no wonder he's so damn happy all the time when he's with you. keeping him in shape.. of course that's your main goal in all of this.

wayward_son ,
i said graphic details. i'll accept minimal details, like weird places and such. and why should you give me dirt? because we're swapping stories, remember? i said those stories would be a plus, just because it'd be about you without me having to take hunter out of everything. it didn't actually pertain to the dirt.

wayward_son ,
i wouldn't do it in front of people either. you're right. it's creepy and ten kinds of awkward. but, there was that one time.. oh wait, i forgot. you don't tell me stories, so you don't get to know mine. =P

wayward_son ,
i know, right? me having a heart was probably the last thing a lot of people expected. but, brit's seen it all along. only makes sense that she's the one that has it. ... oh god. now i'm starting to sound like hunter.

wayward_son ,
are you kidding? cooper would love to go to a place like that with all those people and so much to get into. he'd want to be up and walking around, and who else would there be to go with him other than his loving father? i'd still be there. i'd just have coop to keep me entertained. and yeah, i'm honored. i just have issues with sitting still for that long with nothing to that will keep my attention after they call your name. maybe i'll take a video game or something instead.

wayward_son ,
so me being a sap would be funny, yet it's something that you love about hunter? how does that one pan out, exactly?

wayward_son ,
you know what, just because of you and your doubt in my ability to propose properly, i'm going to make sure my proposal kicks ass that way you'll have no room to insult or run it down. but, knowing you, you'll find a way. you're just annoying like that.

wayward_son ,
you're calling me a whore? maybe that was accurate once upon a time, but not now. really, whores are the ones that are considered prostitutes. that wasn't how i went about things. and i never paid for sex, thanks. i think the term player fits how we were better than sluts and whores.

wayward_son ,
uh huh. you used shorty before, which really doesn't bother me. i've accepted that i'm shorter than hunter, but he's a freak of nature. i'm six two and he still makes me look like a midget. you're shorter than i am, so you've got no room to talk.